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Tom Swifties
Here are some of my Tom Swifties ...
"I'm going to chop some wood," Tom said axiomatically.
"Rub that magic lamp and see what happens," Tom said genealogically.
"This building has lots of windows, but where do you go in?" Tom asked adoringly.
"Smokey said only you can prevent certain kinds of fires," Tom said aphoristically.
... and here are a few of my favorite Swifties
from Thinks.com:
"I'm wearing my wedding ring," said Tom with abandon.
"I'm concerned about the number of people not attending," said Tom absentmindedly.
"Who would want to steal modern art?" asked Tom abstractedly.
"Let's all play an A, a C sharp, and an E," cried Tom's band with one accord.
"There's room for one more," Tom admitted.
"These are the propulsion systems used by NASA for the moonshots," said Tom apologetically.
"We can't have this and eat it too," said Tom archaically.
"I'm losing my hair," Tom bawled.